Ranch Dressing Cum Squirter is a young supe raised at the Red River Assisted Living for the Gifted Child.
Biography[]
Ranch Dressing Cum Squirter is introduced by the Narrator eating hot wings with ranch dressing he produced himself as he resides at the Red River Assisted Living for the Gifted Child. He does not join Ghost and those with her in getting revenge on their parents.[1]
In the comic book continuity, Ranch Dressing Cum Squirter was at a party at O.D.'s penthouse while eating hot wings while watching an unnamed elephant Supe snort up a pile of powder with his trunk.[2]
Powers[]
- Reproductive Fluid Manipulation: As his name implies, Ranch Dressing Cum Squirter can generate his semen as ranch dressing for edible consumption.
Trivia[]
- Ranch Dressing Cum Squirter appears in a teaser for The Boys Presents: Diabolical, presented as an in-universe commercial for the Vought-A-Burger restaurant chain. In the commercial, he is shown working in the kitchen of a Vought-A-Burger restaurant, adding Organic Ranch Chili Queso sauce to the burgers by masturbating into a bowl and mixing the sauce before the commercial ends. That was the only time he Ranch Dressing Cum Squirter was seen using his powers.